Some dark humor to cheer up your day.

Would you recognize them?

Oh wait... EW.

Morally grey, but that's one way to do it.

Amazing words to live by.

When will they learn?

No eating the butter, though.

Tell all 'imperfect mom' to feel comfortable about themselves.

Hilarious disappointment with the food.

"He’ll be more disappointed in me for making a fuss over it."

She was actually looked gorgeous!

Fingers crossed, Hamilton!

Amazing life hacks.

They look like they'd break a bone for their students. Literally.

We need to know what their parents feed them.

Burn them.