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People Share 30 Most Hilarious Reasons They Broke Up

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People Share 30 Most Hilarious Reasons They Broke Up

Oh wait… EW.

People break up with reasons that say they are not fit for each other anymore. But these people have some of the most unusual reasons, heck, even weird-sounding, to break up from their partners. From kids being kids to people unable to stand one or two weird behaviors of their partners, here are 30 legit reasons people had for breaking up.

His. Toenails.

condimentia

She eat chicken nuggets and french fries all the time.

reddit

An indecisive person.

borstyy

Picky eater.

jessicaaannneee

Ate my burger.

Kennard

She was hiding something.

MyBatmanUnderoos

I was always alarmed.

AbeLincolnsBallsack

She, uh…

blazetheworld

Aren’t you… a human, too?

mekio_san

Mom got me glasses.

TheBlkBecSnd

A one-upper.

tommynightmare

I had to fake startle.

SlapMyHams

Funny as hell.

Beaglepower

Loud eater.

CloudJockey

Force belch to vomitting.

reddit

Ate my dinner.

sheogorath366

I couldn’t be committed.

twoheadedcoy2

She talks during movies.

adamiojsg

A1 on filet mignon.

SwiggyBloodlust

Horrible literacy.

lolsasha

Ate my only lunch.

elllkayyyemmm__

Told me to eat ‘like a man’.

BobbySwagger

Nickelback is what?

nathanb065

She wanted to test me.

Goldsteina

She stole my card.

Zer0_Sanity

Stirs coffee and then put spoon back in sugar jar.

viperh

Mustard on fries.

callmesnake13

Water, not milk.

godshirma

Say, what?

livestreambot

She actually DOES mind.

Bamboo_Steamer

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