There was an attempt.

Read on, this is serious talk only.

"So I told them that I'm going to blow the whole car away."

"My project is nowhere near finished, so plan to be a lot more 'sick of me.'"

She won't be home this Christmas.

Her age simply makes her even more of an amazing individual.

Suddenly, they care about "segregation."

He can't help with down payment, but should he still have his name on the paper?

"He got a $600 wristwatch for his co-worker."

Clearly, not in compliance.

This comes after nurses called him ‘mom during his pregnancy!

“Your employees are so much more than robots here to make YOU money.”

Did he think he wouldn’t get caught?

Prepare some cold water.

Such is the life of a parent.

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