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20 Cringey Pickup Lines People Share How Straight Men Flirt, And It’s Hilarious

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20 Cringey Pickup Lines People Share How Straight Men Flirt, And It’s Hilarious

Someone’s not getting laid tonight.

It’s crazy that we’re probably from different states and cities, but we’d still get the same pickup lines, like how? A viral tweet had women sharing some lines they often heard from straight people who were trying to flirt with them. And it’s all too familiar to read because “You’re not like other girls” and the spam of fire or love emoticons are here.

And it almost feels like any conversation that is prefaced with these lines should get an auto-block. You just know people that ask you for your Snapchat right off the bat just won’t ever be worth your time. They can learn a thing or two from the guys here with their butter-smooth lines and actions. Scroll on and cringe along with us on this painful journey.

1. Not like the others.

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RealRachelFinch

2. The mysterious “hey”.

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LogThatData

3. The fire reply.

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AdrianaVecc

4. The “I miss you”.

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kleptojurniac

5. The “where’s the smile”.

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JonathanJ_Skull

6. The guy that failed to get a hint.

7. The demanding type.

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hellotelly__

8. “You fine.”

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yt_selenita

9. The “fallen angel” pickup line.

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littlenavi_

10. The hug-type.

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badluckb**chhh

11. The Snapchat hunter.

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jessicammadison

12. The “I don’t want to disturb you, BUT…”

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bxddie_kay

13. The “dangerous” line.

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Kenia_Nass

14. The heart-eye reply.

15. When you’ve seen it all.

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ellebeecher

16. The guy that pretends to be close.

17. The big hand owner.

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effuhlgent

18. More emoji spams.

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bmp1_

19. The insensitive type.

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bistinget

20. The guy who makes it all about him.

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izza_owen

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