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17 People Share Examples Of How Straight Man Flirts And They’re Hilarious

Hey.


Back in the days when texting was just about to get popular, a lot of people use these very typical pickup lines. We can’t really blame these men – that was the way it was when not everyone owns a social media nor was it easy to keep uploading pictures and videos.

But it has been decades and we’re in 2020. Men really need to up their game with all these flirting stuff because they’re getting old and just borderline creepy. No, I wouldn’t have invited a man I barely talk to. Yes, I know I’m special in my own ways, but you don’t even know who I am.

Why, thanks!

yt_selenita

Cute but kinda boring.

effuhlgent

Sorry, who?

badluckb*tchhh


🙂

margstapleton

When we’re actually related.

lilum1020

Barely a flirt.

KelseyMaher2

Speak, man.

bmp1_


If I ever want you here, I’d have asked.

hellotelly__

Hey.

LogThatData

Life has more concerns than about me just being pretty.

idkkbutidk

Yeah, without you.

Bremarshh_


I know.

nittaroze

“What’s your name?”

Tell me something I don’t already know.

RealRachelFinch

The starter pack.

ummbelle


Looking for a man that speaks.

AdrianaVecc

Oh.

kleptojurniac



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