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17 People Share Examples Of How Straight Man Flirts And They’re Hilarious
Hey.
Back in the days when texting was just about to get popular, a lot of people use these very typical pickup lines. We can’t really blame these men – that was the way it was when not everyone owns a social media nor was it easy to keep uploading pictures and videos.
But it has been decades and we’re in 2020. Men really need to up their game with all these flirting stuff because they’re getting old and just borderline creepy. No, I wouldn’t have invited a man I barely talk to. Yes, I know I’m special in my own ways, but you don’t even know who I am.
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Why, thanks!
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Cute but kinda boring.
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Sorry, who?
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🙂
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When we’re actually related.
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Barely a flirt.
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Speak, man.
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If I ever want you here, I’d have asked.
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Hey.
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Life has more concerns than about me just being pretty.
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Yeah, without you.
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I know.
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“What’s your name?”
Tell me something I don’t already know.
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The starter pack.
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Looking for a man that speaks.
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Oh.
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