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20 Cringey Pickup Lines People Share How Straight Men Flirt, And It’s Hilarious
Someone’s not getting laid tonight.
It’s crazy that we’re probably from different states and cities, but we’d still get the same pickup lines, like how? A viral tweet had women sharing some lines they often heard from straight people who were trying to flirt with them. And it’s all too familiar to read because “You’re not like other girls” and the spam of fire or love emoticons are here.
And it almost feels like any conversation that is prefaced with these lines should get an auto-block. You just know people that ask you for your Snapchat right off the bat just won’t ever be worth your time. They can learn a thing or two from the guys here with their butter-smooth lines and actions. Scroll on and cringe along with us on this painful journey.
1. Not like the others.
2. The mysterious “hey”.
3. The fire reply.
4. The “I miss you”.
5. The “where’s the smile”.
6. The guy that failed to get a hint.
🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/A9sPyZ5iAK
— 👑 Queen Née 🧀🇺🇦🌻 (@reh_beeXII) July 2, 2020
7. The demanding type.
8. “You fine.”
9. The “fallen angel” pickup line.
10. The hug-type.
11. The Snapchat hunter.
12. The “I don’t want to disturb you, BUT…”
13. The “dangerous” line.
14. The heart-eye reply.
reacted to your story: 😍 https://t.co/HmU0lvU4cO
— 𝙆𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙆𝙐𝙉𝙏 ✰ (@nittatherebel) July 2, 2020
15. When you’ve seen it all.
16. The guy that pretends to be close.
replied to your story: when you cookin for me? 👀 https://t.co/gT8uDVZCGm
— lil (@lilum1020) July 3, 2020
17. The big hand owner.
18. More emoji spams.
19. The insensitive type.
20. The guy who makes it all about him.
