"She was passed out drunk. They found bottles in her desk."

Driven by the power of the sun!

Finally, there’s a real-life elf!

He's got the body as well as the face!

Quite an inspiring philosophy!

The sarcastic lines are quite an equal measure!

They left a strong impression... and failed the interview.

A girl who's never experienced the love of a mother.

Cafeteria, cheerleaders, and milk cartons.

The closet, the nightstand, the car key by the front door.

Let’s ditch modern for traditional; it can be useful!

Without any intention to disrespect these artworks...

Way too relatable to moms!

Do you yearn for a giant dog?

We can be better than this.

Uh, no, please don't count the weekend in.