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This Woman’s Spicy And Crazily Eventful Life Story On ‘Humans Of New York’ Is Winning The Internet

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This Woman’s Spicy And Crazily Eventful Life Story On ‘Humans Of New York’ Is Winning The Internet

Honestly, It’s worth making a movie or a book!
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In one of the latest installments of ‘Humans of New York’ a black woman identified as Tanqueray has caused an uproar on the internet.

Her snippet featured around her interesting life in New York back in the 70s, filled with antidotes, drug dealers, strippers, porn stars and many more. Presented verbatim, Tanqueray’s story is to be read over and over again with hot tea.

She revealed how extravagant her wardrobe was because of her friend Paris and even went into more details on a wild night event that brought about a lifetime of stories.

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“My mom threw me out of the house at seventeen for getting pregnant, then had me arrested when I tried to get my clothes. Then she fucked the head of parole to try to keep me in jail. She was some prime pussy back then. But the warden did some tests on me and found out I was smart, so I got a scholarship to go anywhere in New York. I chose the Fashion Institute of Technology, which I hated. But by that time I was already getting work making costumes for the strippers and porn stars in Times Square. All my friends were gay people, because they never judged me. All I did was gay bars: drag queen contests, Crisco Disco, I loved the whole scene. And I couldn’t get enough of the costumes. My friend Paris used to sit at the bar and sell stolen clothes from Bergdorf and Lord and Taylors, back before they had sensor tags. So I had the best wardrobe: mink coats, 5 inch heels, stockings with seams up the back. I looked like a drag queen, honey. One night a Hasidic rabbi tried to pick me up because he thought I was a tranny. I had to tell him: ‘Baby, this is real fish!”

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In her second installment, Tanqueray dished her stripper days. The amount she usually earns, the strategies and tricks she used to do and all of the mob details one would ever want to know since she couldn’t just get enough.

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“My stripper name was Tanqueray. Back in the seventies I was the only black girl making white girl money. I danced in so many mob clubs that I learned Italian. Black girls weren’t even allowed in some of these places. Nothing but guidos with their pinky rings and the one long fingernail they used for cocaine. I even did a full twenty minutes in the place they filmed Saturday Night Fever. But I made my real money on the road. Three grand on some trips. Every time Fort Dix had their pay day, they’d bring me in as a feature and call me ‘Ms. Black Universe’ or some shit like that. I had this magic trick where I’d put baby bottle tops on my nipples and squirt real milk, then I’d pull a cherry out of my G-string and feed it to the guy in the front row. But I never used dildos on stage or any shit like that. Never fucked the booking agents. Never fucked the clients. In fact, one night after a show, I caught another dancer sneaking off to the Tate Hotel with our biggest tipper. Not allowed. So the next night we put a little itching powder in her G-string. Boy did she put on a show that night. Didn’t see her again until ‘The Longest Yard’ with Burt Reynolds. So I guess she finally fucked the right one.”

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Undoubtedly, her real event story is so good and got the third installment. In her third post, she told a story center around a President who used to book her best friend Vicki for sexual moments. Yes, a President!

‘Madame Blanche usually hooks up my best friend Vicki with the President every time he arrived in New York. Who I am to reveal his identity, I can’t afford the lawyers please.’ Read the full story here:

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“The scene was different back then. All the adult clubs were mob controlled. It all flowed up to some guy named Matty The Horse. Honestly the mob guys never bothered me. They were cool, and I liked how they dressed. They wore custom made suits. And they went to hair stylists, not barbers. These guys wouldn’t even let you touch their hair when you were fucking them. Not that I ever fucked them. Because I never turned tricks. Well, except for one time. I took a job from this woman named Madame Blanche. She controlled all the high dollar prostitutes back then. She was like the Internet– could get you anything you wanted. And all the powerful men came to her because she never talked. She set me up with a department store magnate who wanted a black girl dressed like a maid. I thought I could do it. But when I got to his hotel room, he wanted to spank me with a real belt. So that was it for me. I was done. But Madame Blanche set my best friend Vicki up with The President every time he came to New York. And don’t you dare write his name cause I can’t afford the lawyers. But he’d always spend an hour with her. He’d send a car to pick her up, bring her to his hotel room, put a Secret Service agent in front of the door, and get this: all he ever did was eat her pussy!”

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A larger fraction of internet users couldn’t believe that the tea kept getting hotter and hotter

This internet user wants Tanqueray to have all like movies and honestly, the rest want same:

Many opted for a book or movie concerning the ‘giving-no-f*cks woman’

This black woman – Tanqueray is the queen that keeps giving:

And many of us had to address that haters think it’s photoshopped, but NO, here’s the real deal:

This Woman's Spicy And Crazily Eventful Life Story On ‘Humans Of New York’ Is Winning The Internet

For real, users were also interested in knowing which president was hooking up with Vicki

This Woman's Spicy And Crazily Eventful Life Story On ‘Humans Of New York’ Is Winning The Internet

She taught us everything:

This Woman's Spicy And Crazily Eventful Life Story On ‘Humans Of New York’ Is Winning The Internet

‘We need a Tanqueray book, movie as well as a meet-and-greet’ – Do you agree?’

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