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This Mom Shares Hilarious Self-Isolation Parody And It Goes Viral

Giving her point for the creativity and hilarity.

Published March 28, 2020

Lockdown has got people absolutely going nuts and bored out at home. But some were not so lucky, particularly mothers. Because imagine getting truly stuck with your kids 24/7 with no escape – that is the true challenge of parenting.

This Mom Shares Hilarious Self-Isolation Parody And It Goes Viral

So, blogger Victoria Emes decided to make a whole parody out of it.

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This goes out to all the slags in isolation wondering how the fuck you’re going to live through an indefinite number of months stuck indoors with your dickhead family. You are not alone. Not going to lie, it’s going to be tough because let’s face it – partners can be utter pricks and kids, well, they’re the biggest wankers of them all. But babes, we can fucking do this. My advice – employ every coping strategy you can think of; dancing, cooking, singing, laughing, meditation, wanking (personal fave), hiding in a cupboard for five minutes of peace – whatever the fuck you need to do to just SURVIVE THIS UTTER MADNESS. We'll get there girls… one gin/wine/crisp/chocolate biscuit/tear saturated day at a time. P.s please take heed of the government advice to stay the fuck indoors even if you aren't showing symptoms of COVID19. We can only beat this if we listen and comply. Two things I hate doing but am taking exception for the good of humankind. P.p.s and thanks to all you utter legends still having to work and fighting on the front line against this cunting virus. Love you 😘😘 #selfisolation #selfisolating #socialdistancing #socialdistancing2020 #iwillsurvive #covid_19 #corona

A post shared by Victoria Emes (@victoriaemes) on Mar 22, 2020 at 11:21am PDT

If you’re going mad, might as well make it a worthwhile content on your parenting blog, right?

Her parody version of ‘I Will Survive’ sounds like this:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking how I’d ever live without the world outside
But then I spent so many nights, scoffing crisps and necking wine
I know it’s time to say we’re gonna be just fine.

And so we’re here, stuck in this room
I don’t know when we’re getting out but no better place to face the doom.
I should have bought that bag of rice
I should’ve stockpiled more bog roll
If I’d have known
For just one second I’d have such a messy hole.

But I’ve got snacks
Plenty of gin
That home school schedule can go straight in the f***ing bin.
I wanna smash my husband’s face
I wanna wave my kids goodbye
But I won’t crumble
I won’t lay down and die.

Sounds like a legit anthem all mothers should be singing right now for our sanity. The mother did not forget to include the message to ask people so self-isolate at home.