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People Share 30 Most Hilarious Reasons They Broke Up
Oh wait… EW.
People break up with reasons that say they are not fit for each other anymore. But these people have some of the most unusual reasons, heck, even weird-sounding, to break up from their partners. From kids being kids to people unable to stand one or two weird behaviors of their partners, here are 30 legit reasons people had for breaking up.
His. Toenails.
She eat chicken nuggets and french fries all the time.
An indecisive person.
Picky eater.
Ate my burger.
She was hiding something.
I was always alarmed.
She, uh…
Aren’t you… a human, too?
Mom got me glasses.
A one-upper.
I had to fake startle.
Funny as hell.
Loud eater.
Force belch to vomitting.
Ate my dinner.
I couldn’t be committed.
She talks during movies.
A1 on filet mignon.
Horrible literacy.
Ate my only lunch.
Told me to eat ‘like a man’.
Nickelback is what?
She wanted to test me.
She stole my card.
Stirs coffee and then put spoon back in sugar jar.
Mustard on fries.
Water, not milk.
Say, what?
She actually DOES mind.
