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17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand

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17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand

Husbands and their phones.

People change when they are married and in these husbands’ case, they get more brazen and creative with their jokes. They won’t hold back at all when they’re tied with you for a lifetime and they’ll make full use of it to crack the cheesiest, most annoying, puns and jokes with you.

These jokers should never really be allowed the power to text their wife.

My queen, my love story… I’m not drunk.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
artsy_dae

Later.

She told him to text him when he’s leaving for work.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
aneverydayjoy

Can’t trust birds.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
jillgoadvanbriesen

Womb of my dreams.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
mixed_podcast

This man who doesn’t hold back.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
mollydetroit

Love is all you need!

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
veevontittassel

Some husbands are just confused.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
lindsay_belanger

Triple crown!

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
janilynd

This music lover of a husband.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
moiraquirk

Popping my ear.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
the.misses.hunt

The ultimate butternut squash.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
Instagram

Pooping out of my mind.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
babybluestacey

When your woman is breastfeeding, time to take out the appropriate meme.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
astammer

This deep thinker speaking about happy clams.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
loriann_yb

When your husband enjoys cracking jokes with dolls, too.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
andreacampbell12

Nothing like a good pun once a day.

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand
bethgoetsch

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