When you think you’re having a bad day, it’s super easy to feel better. Just think of how 8-month pregnant ladies struggle when they need to get something from the floor. Crouching is literally an impossible feat for them at that stage. The toilet runs are too taxing, and there’s not a single position where they feel comfortable.
It’s such a miraculous thing, but once you put it into perspective, you realize just how hellish being stuck 9 months to hormone fluctuations, increasing burden on the back, and just generally trying not to cry all the time.
The (necessary) but unsolicited advice.
“I heard “You’re so big!” and “You’re so small!” literally within the same day in pregnancy, and I was like ‘what?'”
“My husband found me hiding in the bathroom, pants down, shoveling cookie dough ice cream in my mouth and hiding from our kids. This is pregnancy. (29weeks)”
“My pregnant wife had to dress up as a superhero for work today.”
“My pregnant wife is practicing her swaddling. Skittles isn’t a fan.”
The shape that’s just so similarly uncanny.
“8 months pregnant and came out of the bank to find this… (I’m the blue car.)”
“My wife is 39 weeks pregnant and really wants to see ‘Deadpool 2’.”
It’s either the toilet or the couch.
“Looking all over the house for a good while… and freaking out since already running late… finally found my damn keys!”
“The next person that asks me how my pregnancy is going well just be shown this picture.”
“Too hot to wear pants and dresses are mostly all that fits me so I had to figure out a way to shave my legs while not being able to bend over.”
“My wife is pregnant and she thought it would be funny to take a picture of our dog’s feet looking like they are her’s…”
How do they do it?
“My pregnant wife wanted pancakes in the middle of the night. I delivered.”
Imagine her going: OH MY GOD, THE BABY!
“My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with.”
“Pregnant in a heatwave.”
“My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog.”
No explanation needed.
That can wait.
“Before and after.”
“My wife sneaking up on me…!!!”
Something to rip.
“I texted my 36-week pregnant wife to ask how he was feeling, this was the photo I got in response.”
Until they learn respect.
“A gift my husband made for me to use when strangers/family get too grabby towards my belly without asking first.”
That’s just perfect.
“Pregnancy is beautiful they said… you’ll glow they said.”
“Pregnancy brain is so real. My daughter’s daycare lady sent me this. I’m so embarrassed.”