Sometimes you’re lucky and feel like you’ve hit the lottery in life. There are also times when it feels like life and the universe hates you with all its fiber and make sure you live as miserably as possible. Which probably isn’t true and is simply the recklessness of someone or you simply being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
But that’s just how life works. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. You never really know where you’re at in life or where it’s going to lead you. If it’s any consolation, here are some people with the worst luck ever.
Store didn’t close the lid properly.
Dropped this after buying today. Put it all back in, stood on a pin, dropped it again.
What a beautiful morning.
Dropped sandwich in the parking lot at home after working late. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips, everything on the ground. Second pot’s handle straight up breaks. Didn’t eat; had a lil cry.
“Check your pockets!” she said. “Ugh, I always do, don’t worry!” I said. I’m never going to hear the end of this.
Turned 26 today, contact fell out while walking into work, tried to rub my eye to help the irritation while looking down, and walked into a brick wall.
First shower in the morning.
Is it too much to expect Oreos on my ice-cream?
Lightning strike destroyed my mailbox.
See that tiny sliver of metal in the gap? Those are the car keys that I locked in the groove of my trunk.
Salmon with broccoli purée.
Been waiting for months for this puzzle.
College labs have been cancelled and I was the only one not in the mass text.
Fell asleep… really wanted pizza.
Driving wife’s new car, first tank, and this happened.
Girlfriend has been on this for the past 2 years.
Spent hours mounting our new 70″ TV to this.
The hood of my car and only that has been stolen.
My very kind dog.
Tried baking today.
When you discover the perfume you bought your wife for Christmas sitting as an air fresherner.
Rainbow crepe cake turned disaster.
Chose my own watermelon for the first time.
Wife told me to measure the door and I said they’re all the same size.