17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand

17 Hilarious Husband Texts Only Married Ones Can Understand

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People change when they are married and in these husbands’ case, they get more brazen and creative with their jokes. They won’t hold back at all when they’re tied with you for a lifetime and they’ll make full use of it to crack the cheesiest, most annoying, puns and jokes with you.

These jokers should never really be allowed the power to text their wife.

My queen, my love story… I’m not drunk.

artsy_dae

Later.

She told him to text him when he’s leaving for work.

aneverydayjoy

Can’t trust birds.

jillgoadvanbriesen

Womb of my dreams.

mixed_podcast

This man who doesn’t hold back.

mollydetroit

Love is all you need!

veevontittassel

Some husbands are just confused.

lindsay_belanger

Triple crown!

janilynd

This music lover of a husband.

moiraquirk

Popping my ear.

the.misses.hunt

The ultimate butternut squash.

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Pooping out of my mind.

babybluestacey

When your woman is breastfeeding, time to take out the appropriate meme.

astammer

This deep thinker speaking about happy clams.

loriann_yb

When your husband enjoys cracking jokes with dolls, too.

andreacampbell12

Nothing like a good pun once a day.

bethgoetsch