Oh, wait... I'm seeing a pattern here.

Make sure to delete them before your employer makes a decision based on these.

"She was passed out drunk. They found bottles in her desk."

Brace up for some chuckles!

Finally, there’s a real-life elf!

The sarcastic lines are quite an equal measure!

They left a strong impression... and failed the interview.

Cafeteria, cheerleaders, and milk cartons.

Without any intention to disrespect these artworks...

Way too relatable to moms!

Do you yearn for a giant dog?

Uh, no, please don't count the weekend in.

Can't even be sure how they really look like.

We hope no kids are here.

They are such blessings to this world.

Not seeing a reason why this script can't be used.