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16 Hilarious Married Couples Who Try To Keep Themselves Sane During Lockdown
As long as you’re happy.
With this whole ‘work from home’ orders, people thought it was going to be a new experience and even more comfortable to do. You can be in your pajamas, cuddle up to your dogs or cats and help with the housework while you’re not doing anything.
But married couples just did not consider over their wedding vow that reads ‘for better or worse’ because… things can get so worse you’d think the pandemic is the least concerning issue right now. Jokes aside, Greenlemon thinks our readers can be related to these tweets to a whole new spiritual level.
They’re just jokes, right?
#1
My wife just sneezed.
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) March 15, 2020
Does the whole "in sickness and in health" thing still apply in a pandemic situation?
Just wondering.
#2
Lots of folks panic-buying soap cause of coronavirus
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) March 11, 2020
Meanwhile my wife has been stocking up on Bath and Body Works soap for the past 10 years so we're all set
#3
Everything is a risk. Getting out of bed every day is a risk. Being vulnerable is a risk. Loving someone so hard you feel like you’ll burst is a risk. Letting yourself feel anything is a risk…
Husband: We are not booking a cheap cruise ok please fucking stop.— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) March 10, 2020
#4
Me: There's a run on toilet paper.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 12, 2020
Wife: We'll be fine.
Me: Did you stock up?
Wife: We have your books.
#5
If my husband doesn't stop singing "M-m-m-myyyyy Corona" he is going to have bigger problems on his hands than a worldwide pandemic.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 15, 2020
#6
You guys, my husband just made me a gin and tonic at 10:46 pm on a SUNDAY and said, “Happy Quarantine!”
I am entirely too old to have a pandemic baby.— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 16, 2020
#7
Trying to send my wife a text but can't find an emoji of an eggplant wearing a facemask
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 17, 2020
#8
Quarantine Day 2, Hour 689- I’ve become very aware of my husband’s toenails and I’d like to be voted off the island now.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 17, 2020
#9
Me: *eating chips in bed*
Husband: I thought you said no eating in the bed.
Me: We live in a different world now.
Husband: So, I can-
Me: *interrupts* No.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) March 17, 2020
#10
Wife: I can’t remember beef ever being this expensive
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) March 16, 2020
Me: Would you say the steaks have never been higher? LOL
Wife: Please wait in the car. Our car this time.
#11
Me:
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 15, 2020
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: *looks at phone*
Husband: What are you up to?
#12
on pace to be the first covid-19 related divorce
— not approachable (@MommaUnfiltered) March 14, 2020
#13
My spouse just brought down all of the board games we own and a 1000 piece puzzle. I’d say it’s officially become Miller Time in this house.
— BeckyWasHere (@anotherbecky429) March 14, 2020
#14
[Day 1 Of Lockdown]
— Brynnester (@brynnester) March 16, 2020
Wife: *sitting down to dinner* What’s this?
Me: A delicious plate of Cheeto’s
Wife:
Me: I ate everything else already
#15
Big thanks to my wife for instituting “family exercise time” after I was two drinks in
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 17, 2020
#16
If this craziness has taught us anything, it’s that before getting married you should think long and hard about whether you could survive an indefinite quarantine with that person
— VodkaAndStringCheese (@VodkaAndCheeze) March 16, 2020
