40 Humorous Text Messages That Will Instantly Make You Laugh Out Loud

40 Humorous Text Messages That Will Instantly Make You Laugh Out Loud

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What was the weirdest and most ridiculous text you have ever received? Okay, so most of us don’t really remember the things we talk about in chat or texting. But there are definitely times when you’re just typing away with your friends and you were hurting your sides so bad your mama told to stop with the phone.

Yeah, that is the kind of text we’re about to show you. Yes, some of them are probably fake, but really, even fake stories have some truths to it, no? Plus its lockdown and you need something to keep you sane.

I hate you.

owlishh

Well, duh.

I do not appreciate that, thank you.

goodbadjokes

High.

drgrayfang

I am more afraid of the designer.

Let’s intertwine our feet.

shav1ngryansprivates

What had let up to a picture of applesauce.

littleredrydenhood

The greatest pickup line.

drgrayfang

Catch my running refrigerator.

CyanideExpress

If only I run the Google.

mmarcusandresf

I did not, but can we still do this?

MrsMozely

I’m all ears.

LoreseekerValen

It is disgusting.

Damn you.

shino_foxx

Moral: Don’t get high and listen to music.

[deleted]

Which home, dude?

ekofut

I am cheesing.

MistaManFace

Instant hire.

Day-3 since mom’s introduced to emojis.

NeddieBoi777

Yes, maybe. But look at this toast!

official.agnew

I can see through your lies.

me.me
cailabrown

Why did I marry you?

sodomymcscurvylegs

It is my whole life, what do you mean?

americanlace

I mean, we should never judge anyone on this.

blackademics

A random text.

I need a specific explanation for this.

imgur

A full brother!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

He’s a nice boi.

ivewithflip

JOHN.

me.me

This is how much I love it.

teaandshade

Should I know about him?

fatehpuria92

Yes, Onion Girl.

fuks

You asked what’s on my mind.

ofy3

What kind of party are you at?

xmenimagines

Who are you…?

sarahmcintron

Why did I date you?

fingerlime

I miss you already.

phindsy

Geometry to make you feel better.

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Oh wait, this feels like me.