30 Ridiculous ‘Pro’ Life Tips That Are Meant To Make You Laugh Out Loud

People love useful life hacks as they make life so much easier and cheaper. You get to save time for more important matters which could be anything from an important zoom meeting to catching up on Netflix. Someone even shared how you can get free food every day, although it is ethically questionable.

But these ones are not those useful tips, but jokes, parodies meant to make fun of lifehacks. You can’t deny the fact that there are some tips that seem to appear more complicated than if you don’t rely on them.

Veganism is easy.

Calories reduced.

If you stain a shirt, you can simply outline the stain with a sharpie and give it a name. This will make it seam like you visit islands.

Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store two more balls in each can, saving space.

Put your phone in a glass of water to instantly magnify the screen.

How to buy an object at a cheaper price

Turn any unhealthy, soda drinks onto healthy diet with the push of one button!

Put up the wipers so inspectors can’t give you a ticket.

Healthy eggs. You will like them when you add cacao, butter and flour, then bake them for 30 minutes.

This actual pro life hack.

Works 100% of the time.

Snakes are great pasta holders.

Slide in a slice of red onion in the DVD slot to deter any virus from infecting it.

Cutting bagels in half? Use your finger to keep it stable.

Puppies will stop people from asking you for help.

Coconut oil into kale to make it easier to scrape off… into the trash.

Had a bad day? One pair of sunglasses later, you’re having a bad evening now!

Warm water in rubber gloves will make you feel less lonely.

Turn old doll heads into kids’ night stands.

Get rid of wrinkles by letting the rattlesnake bite you.

Hate boiling water everytime you make pasta? Freeze gallons of boiled water so you can save time when you make pasta.

Bless yourself with magic by adding glitter to your mouth before sneezing.

Popcorn is a great smoke alarm. When you heard popping, grab popcorn and watch your house burn while snacking.

Pro financial tip.

You can’t let your visitors see your pile of undone dirty dishes. Add clean ones in the rack and you’ll look like you’re working on it.

Stay healthy and relevant.

Given that you work night shift.

Public bathroom tip.

Maximizing your horsepower on the highway when you’re on 5th gear by shifting it to ‘R’ for racing.

You can make that weird noises from your car gone by turning the radio’s volume up.