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30 Hilarious Jokes That Only Programmers Can Truly Relate To
Only people obsessed with failing one command after another can laugh at.
A programmer’s life is not easy. Programmers can spend hours in front of the screen, typing strings of commands after rows to end up with a complete mess. Yeah, it is not easy, and no one tells you the right way to do things. A programming language is something that only you can understand on your own.
After spending hours typing commands that will keep crashing, the best remedy would be enjoying some equally crackhead-level programming jokes. That was why ‘Programmer Humor’ was born. At least, for programmers who don’t always have time to keep with the latest memes, these are the kind of jokes they can enjoy even if they’re 5 years late.
“What’s the best thing you’ve found in code?”
“Best 404 page.”
The honesty that’s rarely seen these days.
“Job offer written by HR.”
“True happiness.”
“READMEs are just suggestions anyways.”
“Can you fix my <insert device>?”
“Quality ‘assurance.'”
“Programmers know the risks involved!”
“*Cries in PowerShell*”
“C++ Cheater.”
“Shots were fired in my Discrete Math textbook.”
“Stacking ‘if else’ statements be like.”
“Not the time, dad.”
“Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.”
“We’re safe.”
“What was the previous electrician thinking?”
“Biggest lie.”
On programmers’ strongest tool.
“This website doesn’t use cookies.”
“Loading…”
“We’ve all been there.”
“My Code.”
“Why programmers like cooking.”
“How times change!”
“Happy Birthday Linux!”
Frustrate him for a lifetime.
“Every class you break, every fix you fake, I’ll be judging you.”
“Totally agree.”
The human brain is amazing.
