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30 Hilarious Dog Thoughts Every Owner Would Understand Too Well

Do you understand your dog really well?

Published January 20, 2020

Do you know dogs also think like humans?

Have you ever looked straight into your dog eyeball and ponder on what it’s really thinking about?

Could it be your dog is thinking of how awesome you are or perhaps planning on the next object to steal and wholeheartedly destroy?

Or could your dog be hungry and honestly wishing for nice treats? Above all, the thoughts of dogs certainly have the answers.

The Thoughts of Dog is recognized as a hilarious, sweet, yet awesome dog series every dog owners would surely resonate with. Its page, having over 2.3million is presently assisting humans and dogs to gain a better understanding of each other.

Being one perfect means to brighten up your Monday, Green Lemon has compiled some favorite tweets to glance at and learn from. Remember: Grab a cup of coffee/soft drink!!

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i found a really good stick. but i chewed it too hard. and it broke in half. which was disappointing until i realized. now i have two sticks. today has been. an emotional roller coaster

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 3, 2019

the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 16, 2018

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 27, 2018

the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them

6. do you like me
c. how much do you like me
2. do you jump in puddles
a. i like to jump in puddles
b. can i lick your ear
3. do you like me
7. i’m already licking your ear

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 3, 2019

on our walk today. i tried to say hello to a person passing by. but they backed away. and continued on. without so much as a smile. the human later explained. that not everyone is going to like me. and i need to be okay with that. but here’s the thing.. i’m not okay with that
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 21, 2018

i have a very important message. it is of the highest priority. and it requires. your immediate. undivided attention

i love you
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 10, 2018

the human seems distracted. so i put my paw on their knee. and now they know. that whatever it is. we’re in it together

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 12, 2018

THE HUMAN IS HOME EARLY. THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. MY TAIL IS BLURRY. AND YOU BET. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 30, 2018

WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE’RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I’M EATING THE WIND
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 2, 2018

#10

every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i’m naked. but joke’s on them. i’m very confident in my body

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 1, 2018

#11

i will love you. for all eternity. and in return. could you please wipe away my eye boogers
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 13, 2019

#12

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 2, 2019

#13

WE ARE AT THE PARK. BUT THE HUMAN SAYS IT’S TIME TO LEAVE. WHICH DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. BECAUSE THEY CAN’T CATCH ME

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 2, 2019

#14

if you’re packing to go somewhere. and leave your suitcase open. i’m allowed to climb inside. and then you have to take me with you. it’s the law
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 26, 2018

#15

the human went out. to have fun with some frens. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. and in the meantime. i found an old jacket. that smells like they’re still here. it will be my new bed. until they return
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 28, 2018

#16

there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 10, 2019

#17

the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 30, 2019

#18

sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that’s around you
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 26, 2018

#19

gooooob morning. the human made waffles. and i got to taste one. what i’m trying to say. is never give up on your dreams

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 10, 2018

#20

gooooob morning. today is a day. to reflect upon. your latest accomplishments. here are mine:

4. big jump
b. zooms of the speedy variety
1. carried stick
9. borked away. evildoers
2. big leap (different than a jump}
2. ate a funny bug
d. spit out funny bug
7. loved everything
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 11, 2018

#21

gooooob morning. the human is trying to leave. but i’m touching them. faster than they can use a lint roller
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 27, 2018

#22

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) March 31, 2019

#23

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) May 16, 2019

#24

tonight is a very big night. i scheduled a playdate. with the neighbor pup. and after i introduce them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. we’re going to watch the skittle under the fridge. together
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) January 8, 2019

#25

the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 7, 2017

#26

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2019

#27

the human was planning on going out tonight. but i sat in front of the door. and made eye contact once. so now we’re watching movies
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 1, 2018

#28

gooooob morning. i spotted the human. secretly putting a piece of pancake in my bowl. so the next time i get a drink. boom. surprise pancake. i am eternally grateful

— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) December 3, 2018

#29

the commercial on the tv. made a doorbell noise. i know deep down it wasn’t my doorbell. but. there’s no harm in making sure
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) February 6, 2019

#30

the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 11, 2018