25 Times Students Said The Darndest Things To Their Teachers

25 Times Students Said The Darndest Things To Their Teachers

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These students are just hysterical. Even when they’re not yet grown-ups nor equipped with all the necessary knowledge to make jokes, their jokes are brilliant. Teachers can never be prouder of their smart students, although unfortunately, there are some who can’t forgo the fact that they were outsmarted, murdered by words from mere students.

Go look at the sun.

CashCop

It has to be appropriate.

iowa2012

An aspiring kid for dad bods.

BoBoShaws

Simple. I don’t pay you, I don’t run.

estrogyn

A mom, a grandpa, etc.

MoonieNine

When I grow up…

reptilefood

A kid questions math’s legality.

harper_dog

Captain America.

numero1uno

A deep inhale.

WalterWhitesHairLine

A pre-k kid.

odzilla79

She was ready for war.

wicked_amb

Needed Jesus.

moosepajamas

Stop kicking me you–.

MalleyMooBeags

Horoscopes.

chrisrayn

Hamburger farms.

UnicornGirl24

Something is wrong.

cubfanbybirth

Salty ocean.

Deadsolidperfect

New joke.

Garlic_and_Sapphires

The world was monochrome?

mywurstenemy

He was European.

allaphoristic

Synchronized swimmer.

bunsenbernerr

Budget cuts hit hard.

SquirrelSanctuary

I know it for last year.

redditstateofmind

A bottle of Scotch and a room.

driveonacid