Funny
25 Times People Could Feel The Universe Said ‘Screw You In Particular’
Sigh… We pray for their luck. At least, the ones that didn’t die.
Life works mysteriously around us. Sometimes they seem to be in our favor, granting us a smooth way towards our goal. But sometimes, it really says ‘NOPE’ in capslock by failing us before we even start anything. It’s not every day do you wake up to stolen garden paths after just moving in. Or be served the slice of cake that reads ‘die.’
It sucks, but that’s just life, right? You’ve got to live it. Assuming that you survive the streaks of unlucky events, unlike that dude who overcomes his sailing trauma only to be killed on the Titanic. You really don’t know what the future has in store for you.
The universe really operates in such a mysterious way.
“So, this is what my mate woke up to this morning…”
“Soap and eggs.”
“Mother-in-law just served me this piece of cake…”
“Paid extra for a window seat. Got the one seat on the plane with a wall.”
“The biggest bruh moment in history.”
“Screw you, Joe.”
“In 1998, Honduras built a bridge over the Choluteca river, but Hurricane Mitch rerouted the river.”
“Screw Gregg in particular.”
“The poor guy.”
“A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.”
“This guy has had it rough.”
Never forget, Dennis.
“Turtle of destruction.”
“This kind of cracked me up.”
Screw that manager.
“Screw you Steven, not Mike, or Jack or Bob, just you Steven!”
“Gotem.”
Everyone hates Poland.
“I guess the tree can’t afford a lawyer.”
“There’s a Banyan tree in Pakistan that has been chained and officially arrested since 1898. This happened when James Squid, a British officer, thought the tree was moving towards him after drinking alcohol.”
“Lucky nurse.”
Everyone but me.
“Ancient facepalm.”
“Screw this pedestrian in particular.”
“Nailed it. Literally.”
“Kitty found a comfy bed.”
“The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10 year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our 10th wedding anniversary.”
