Funny
18 People Whose Luck Reflects The Year 2020 Very Well
Unlucky people. Pray they survive 2021.
Is bad luck something to believe in? When you think about it, it’s simply an act of blaming variables in life that you cannot know beforehand. How would you have known that your cabinet is not installed properly and that it’ll come crashing down on the very day you got your new stove? Or how there is actually enough space in your 50-inch TV for a spider to crawl in (and die)?
So unlucky are some of these people that they just had to share it with the world to see. Even when life is bad, you can’t miss out on the opportunity for some internet points, can you?
“My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen.”
“BRB!”
“When your cabinet decides it’s time to break lose and come crashing down the day you install your brand new glass top stove.”
Most of these posts can be found in the subreddit ‘Well, That Sucks.’ As the name suggests, it’s for people who had to share their most sorry state in life. The comment sections are generally nice enough to offer solutions or just words of encouragement. Sometimes, people can’t stop themselves from cracking puns and jokes, though.
“My neighbors had a party last night. That’s my trampoline.”
“Something went wrong with the line painting.”
“Saw my dude with car paint on his face, I’m a plumber. I raise you a fermented human waste and grease trap slurry!”
“Guys… My flight from Nashville just took off and some monster took off their shoes and put their stinky feet on my armrest!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?”
“Friendly reminder: Secure your load.”
“All of the paint needed for a condominium complex.”
“My custom made Lego R.M.S Titanic that I spent a month working on just slipped out of my hands…”
Did you know that Frane Selak from Croatia is so unlucky that his name was made famous? He survived a side-tracked train that killed 17 people in 1962, got blown off by a malfunctioning plane door, and landed on a haystack when the plane crashed and killed 19 people in 1963, a sinking bus, car caught on fire twice, struck by a bus, and avoided a collision with a UN bus in 1996.
He also won a lottery in 2003 at the age of 73, and he was on his fifth marriage.
“Bad place to lose your dentures…”
“My sister’s nails for a wedding.”
“Today, a spider crawled inside my 55-inch flat screen TV and died.”
“I WAS enjoying a relaxing bath when my shower door decided to fall off. Not in inch of safe floor left to put my bare feet on.”
“I bought and wore different shoes for over a month…”
“I dislocated my jaw… while eating cereal.”
While some people think he is unlucky, you can also look at him from a different viewpoint: he survived all those incidents and is still living a ripe life. He’s now 91 and had even won a lottery, which he used to buy two houses, a boat, and later donated the rest at the age of 2010 to his family and friends.