Getting married to someone is all about finding that imperfect person that makes your life perfect. More often than not we find flaws in our partners, but all that matters is that we love them for who they are. Because if not, your partner might not able to live through all the pranks you are setting up for them!
Seriously, some of these pranks are so annoying you probably need to leave a note every day that reads, “I love to prank you, and I love you.”
I took a picture of our first kid’s ultrasound for wife. But I actually sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realizing what it was. She was not amused.
Wife has been asking for new handles, so I delivered.
Let’s keep this house free of bloodshed.
There is something special about that.
So many gifts to unwrap!
Do you like your life choices?
It’s husband’s colleague’s birthday, but it’s April Fool’s. To live up the spirit, I made these Brussels sprouts pop cake.
Husband got a bad day at work, so I put these googly eyes around the apartment.
Wife has been scaring me with this full-body print of Xena in the shower.
Husband asked what I want for table decoration, so I said, “Surprise me.”
Trying to lure my wife to come hang out. Wife confirms it worked.
Wife found a model for her photography class.
Husband with the dog and wife with the cat.
How to make your husband anxious.
Not sure how to convey this to husband, but it seems someone forgot to close the laptop last night.
Got husband some snacks after his vasectomy.
Excuse me, sir, she has to share.
Husband was asked for a blue and white wrapping paper for Hanukkah.
Dating after kids.
On my I’m sleeping on the couch this April Fool’s.
Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person.
They’re probably still together.
Asked wife to get some frozen fruits while at the grocery store.
Husband hates it when there are a lot of small containers with little leftovers in the fridge. So here’s my son, 22 containers each with a strand of spaghetti on April Fool’s day.
Completely ignored her laughing voice as I kept saying the mouse didn’t work. She enjoyed this.