23 Kids Who Came Up With Hilarious ‘Alternative’ Names For Common Things

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It is a beautiful thing to let kids be free with their imaginations. With their innocent minds and just a few years of learning about the world, adults can always find funny sides to the way they look at things. And this time, it’s the way they call common things that often catch us off guards.

“Bless You Box,” “Old McDonald,” “Butt fruit”: can you guess what the kids were trying to say when they used these words? We really can’t wait to see them grow up and learn just how much of a linguistic master they were as kids.

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