20 Times Kids Spoke Way Older Than Their Age And It’s Epic

Kids speak of things that truly surprise us at times. Are they really children with those wise-words that often sum up our whole life? Children really do surprise us in ways we never expect them to. Plus, they all lack that filter when they speak, making situations super awkward for people without knowing where or who to blame at that point.

But still fun, though, still fun. As long as we get out of there fast and hope nobody remembers us for the next 15 years.

Too much pizza.

A legendary storyteller in the making.

Verbal weapon.

He wants them all. ALL.

It’s us, but with pizza.

Three-year-olds always speaks the painful truth.

She has stuff to do.

This wise shrimp.

I can’t put my shirt (read: pants).

In his defense, he wasn’t completely wrong.

Totally nailed it.

Begins by explaining humans are not birds.

This evil father, though.

We all need a break from 2020.

Why are your socks wet?!

Leaving with three toddlers be like:

One question at a time, momma.

Asking a lot there, son.

This kid is us all the time.

Imagine that girl’s face shocked as the tape returned to its realm.