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20 Times People Question Funny Midwestern Things That Really Need Answers
Why are they the way they are?
Yeah, we know that people from different regions have different ways of saying and doing things. The culture is similar, but somehow, you can tell if someone is a Midwesterner just based on how they pronounce ‘milk’ or the interior design of their bathroom.
But really, people of Midwestern should try and give us answers to these peculiar characteristics.
On arguing when it’s cold.

15 hours ain’t that long.

‘Dude there’s a storm in my backyard!’

Speak English please.

Why am I like this?

Obscene big chairs.

Do you crave the sea that much?

Why would you need one, really?

Cold? Fried food. Broken bones? Fried food.

Can I have a glass of ‘melk’?

And I, ope!

About time you get used to your birthplace.

What? Camel?

On possessive pronouns.

How they read Wisconsin.

Is it hereditary?

On staying hidden.

Stop burning yourself.

Chop chop!

What’s with the ranch?

