Whatever that special day is, businesses will always find a way to market them. Today, Valentine’s Day, people can’t stop selling everything coupe and love-related items and services. But these people really don’t know when NOT to sell a specific ‘love-themed’ product with these design fails.
Green Lemon genuinely thinks some of these are not very wise ways to promote, but they are hilarious to see. The others are probably just unintentionally more relatable to people who don’t have a Valentine to spend the day with.
1. Well, this is great if you’re into Satanism or a fan of ‘Lucifer.’
2. Yes, I do. I just don’t share it in this sense.
3. No.
4. This comes out from mints. And this just sounds so wrong.
5. All the single ladies, head to the fresh produce section, please.
6. Because some people think it’s great to slip this surprise ‘gift’ to their loved one.
7. Do- what?!
8. I sloth you? I death you? What exactly is this doll trying to say? Curses?
9. It’s heart-shaped. The color made it look like nutsacks.
10. Try to tell this to your date without trying to sound like a jerk.
11. This sounds like a great Valentine’s Day idea.
12. What kind of message does one try to send with raw meat?
13. So… r*pe pills. Right.
14. If you don’t want to end up sleeping on the couch tonight, don’t get this.
15. Well… there is truth in this.
16. I love you to the and.. uh, what?
17. Yourfelf.
18. What kind of pug is this.
19. Someone mistakenly got a ‘Father’s Day’ picture for this. That better be it.
20. Bear hugs…?!
21. Chupa Chups at it.
22. Not sure this is a great Valentine’s gift idea.
23. Out of all the romance-theme movies that exist out there, they chose THIS.
24. This cupid silhouette that just gives all the wrong impression.
25. Reese’s failing in being romantic.
26. When you can’t recognize a dying bamboo plant and got this for your partner.
27. It’s a ‘LOLE’ banner.
28. Perfect for heartbroken singles on Valentine’s Day, to be shared with fellow heartbroken friends.
29. 11 days before the massacre of the single ones.
30. Got more than a wife? Great! Enjoy your extra discount!