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28 Craiglist Crackheads Who Make Hilariously Insane Offers To Sell Their Things

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28 Craiglist Crackheads Who Make Hilariously Insane Offers To Sell Their Things

The weirdest things ever.

The Craiglist is… a very unique place. There is almost nothing you cannot find there and a lot being sold at such close proximity to you. Because anyone can sell there, it can really lead to some seriously bizarre ads that you don’t know whether to believe or not.

On Reddit, they are called Craiglist crackheads who make the weirdest offers or descriptions.

Will you buy these things, though?

Those are some awesome speed holes!

Looks normal for a single-person couch.

MythicalWhistle

Pet lobster hates Johnny Cash.

Galantis31

Minor blemishes.

jwage

This sweater.

lil_nosebleed

The story itself is worth $200.

Sir_Q_L8

$100 investment.

alexsava24

Jackalope in Louiseville.

Modern problems and their modern solutions.

insufficientcreddit

Limited edition.

damionrux

For that one person who has everything.

yellowfang_the-cat

This… does bring hygiene to my hands.

AChikenSamich

This man and his one-liner.

matthdude

Meanwhile in Iowa, Kurt Cobain raised up from the dead to sign some Funkos.

aldandnoa

A very nice lamp, in short.

goldenrobotd*ck

No low ballers.

Gniphe

Decoy to prevent shut-off.

Subscrib-2-PewDiePie

$40 for the ram AND the story, please.

thebombchu

Ready to be your secret wingman.

cdauby0

Obi Juan Kenobi with nacho chip bowl.

molestedbyapareot

A human-sized hamster wheel, fine. But 50 lbs of the shredded newspaper?

elizabubblehead

Grow into toilet paper trees.

KyserSoze94

7 bids for no Yankee with no brim.

obsessivetuna

A ponch.

obsessivetuna

Assembly required.

HeathenMama541

iPhone semi-11 pro.

lurker1159

Self explanatory.

Coltron_baeritto

Who doesn’t want to bathe in music, right?

kpeter1993

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