Women are the best jokers, you can’t tell me otherwise. Guess what, women were not allowed the freedom of speech, much less cracking jokes for the public to see. But we’re living in a time where Twitter exists and darn it if these women don’t shine thanks to their sense of humor.
These women rocked the internet and there is no way you don’t at least smile at one of these creative tweets!
Sending her man for shopping.
Do you know the pain? Do you?!
I need to know the whole story!
Still somewhat funny, you keep doing you.
He is a keeper!
I am sorry dad, I am your daughter.
Our relationship can only be held together if I have my glasses.
NO GAME SCHEDULED won by default.
On following recipes.
Police escort level.
It is in the air.
Popping on each other, cutest thing ever.
That’s real karma.
Cat owns us.
I don’t want to face people anymore.
Stop it, Amazon.
Why did you call her cow to begin with?
I’ll add another $50, whisper “You’re finally gone for good now,” by my casket.
On starting a new life.
Hi Brian, I’m sorry.
The whole train tried to save a random goldfish.
Never put them away, just wear them directly.
We’re both stupid, don’t sweat it.
Single at 35: “You don’t have to have a partner to be happy.”