27 Hilarious Skating Figures Pics That Show Just How Intense It Can Be

When you think of skating figures, you’ll probably think of those gorgeous spins and dangerous movements the skaters pull in the rink. And sometimes they could be too fast to be caught by the eyes, especially those split-second facial expressions and near-death moments.

Near-death, you asked? Would you put your own head in front of a blade that could slice it open? Or would trust someone to literally spin you like a top across the rink? Even if that’s your beloved husband, you’ll probably not entrust them with it!

1. Heaven, bless us!

2. When your kid says “higher” and you’re about to give them that.

3. What is she holding on here? Where?!

4. The whole twirling scheme just makes us laugh sometimes for no reason.

5. She threw her really well. That sounds like a weird compliment, though.

6. She’ll have trust issues if he fails and that’s probably the only reason he’s gripping so hard.

7. We don’t know how they count the points like is it about how close her head is to a literal blade?

8. He really spun her like a top.

9. Yes! I’m not slicing my partner’s thighs anymore!

10. We really hope he can see her well so he can catch her, you know.

11. Yes, I totally spin my partner vertically for breakfast every day.

12. Something about this pose that just feels extremely chaotic, like how she’s trying not to accidentally cut her partner and keep her feet up.

13. She’s serious. “You drop me, you’ll be dead with me.”

14. Oh my God.

15. Let me guess, her leg cramped and this man was just trying to shake her hand.

16. “Hun, can you help me take off my shoes?”

17. The glorious whiplash of hair he gets if he ever makes a mistake.

18. Can you feel the breeze?

19. “What did we sign up for?! At what cost?!”

20. When you say you love doing extreme sports with friends.

21. Why does it always involves trying to hurl and spin your female partner at the same time?

22. Look, I’m almost touching it, but I’m not. You can’t do that, can you?

23. These skaters put their own heads, literally, on the line.

24. How your mom-in-law checks if you’ve been cleaning on her monthly visits.

25. No words.

26. This really looks like he’s about to drop a dead body on the ground.

27. When you saw the “sale” banner and you can’t let your wife see it.