Have you ever gone on autopilot that your mouth just speaks out words before it was processed in the brain? Well, you’d be surprised to know that our brain enjoys doing that in the name of energy conservation and saving time. When you don’t have to think of every single thing to say, your brain can make decisions faster.
But there are times when our tired brain is just too lazy to switch on real-time mode and not make situations awkward, like saying love you to any stranger on work calls!
Imagine him driving home with candy dust and a $100 bill.
Kiss to cop!
Oh, Lord… here we go again.
Mom, do you even know my name?
A friendly shook.
It was an accident, really.
Gets sliced, mashed, destroyed veggies after that.
This involves a few days sleeping on the couch.
Well, she is not wrong.
Love you, too. Mwah!
Enjoy, uh, the situation, I guess!
Platonic love is just as important!
For the next few months at least.
Finally noticing it is the wrong car only after.
Hopefully it won’t be his last.
When asked by officer for driving license, but your mind still at the shop.