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23 Married Couples Who Are Driving Each Other Crazy During Quarantine
I am so mad at you, but I was joking. I still love you. I think.
This whole quarantine thing is bringing out different sides from people to those they never show them to. Like your working wife who likes to use her catchphrase and professional tone on phone and then goes back to her normal mode, the one you fell in love with. Or how that you’re now both together longer than ever, you never imagined it’d still be boring despite being with the one you love.
Well, you still love them, so all that you’ve got to keep it all going is your sense of humor. It’s about laughing in the small things, poking fun at each other and basically making sure you will come out of this quarantine still in love with each other.
1. Fun quarantine game.
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it’s called “Why Are You Doing It That Way?” and there are no winners
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) April 4, 2020
2. Help your wife, bro.
dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife
— ig: itsnotdarwin (@itsnotdarwin) March 30, 2020
3. So, wife went for grocery shopping and husband tried to social distance.
4. Quarantine madness.
dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife
— ig: itsnotdarwin (@itsnotdarwin) March 30, 2020
5. All the craziness at home.
Home quarantine status: my husband learned how to play “Beat It” on the ukulele and tried to show me but I’d locked myself in the bathroom
— Jewel Staite (@JewelStaite) March 20, 2020
6. Baby showers for the baby birds.
My husband and I were having a hypothetical conversation about opening an restaurant after all of this is over and it was really fun until we started to disagree on how we’d run things and who we’d hire and now our restaurant is going under and we’re getting a divorce.
— Rainbow Kingdom (@aissalanis) April 3, 2020
7. Daily activity: lets life fall apart.
Wife: *asks me for a minor favor*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 9, 2020
Me: Not right now. My life is falling apart.
Wife: How is that different than any other day?
8. Hypothetical divorce?
My husband and I were having a hypothetical conversation about opening an restaurant after all of this is over and it was really fun until we started to disagree on how we’d run things and who we’d hire and now our restaurant is going under and we’re getting a divorce.
— Rainbow Kingdom (@aissalanis) April 3, 2020
9. The quarantine mind.
Today my husband asked if I wanted another baby… SIR I know that’s the quarantine talking don’t even play with me right now because the answer is yes
— not leviosᴬ ϟ (@jennybeawr_) April 3, 2020
10. As long as it annoys you, beloved wife.
My husband’s favorite snack while we watch tv is whatever makes the most noise, apparently.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 5, 2020
11. Miss the day when both won’t see each other for too long.
I miss the days when my work wife and my wife wife were different people.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) March 28, 2020
12. By far, the hardest job ever.
My husband hates his new job as my IT guy.
— luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) March 27, 2020
13. Tomorrow.
I told my husband I wanted to buy an expensive blender, he said we don’t need an expensive blender. Long story short, how long should I wait before I tell him it arrives tomorrow?
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) April 2, 2020
14. Several things we try not to impose on our spouse.
If my husband farts one more time it won’t be a virus that takes him.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 19, 2020
15. This has been my whole life, what are you talking about.
Husband: The quarantine is over!
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 29, 2020
Me: *pauses Netflix* Quarantine?
16. Let’s get even more depressed and see how rock bottom can we go.
Me: I’m kind of depressed today.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) March 28, 2020
My husband: Cool wanna go over our finances this evening?
17. Keeping it spicy but right below the divorce line.
I reveal a different one of my annoying tendencies to my wife each day in quarantine just to keep our relationship spicy
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) April 7, 2020
18. His dream was accurate.
I told my wife about a dream I had where she was mad at me and she sided with dream wife and is now actually mad at me
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 8, 2020
19. Thinking out loud.
Wife: don’t tweet about me anymore.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 8, 2020
Me: I won’t.
Wife: are you tweeting this convo right now?
Me: don’t be ridiculous *sends tweet*
Wife: you just said “sends tweet” out loud.
20. After 2 minutes for the 32th time this day.
2019: husband is annoying after 2 hours
2020: husband is annoying after 2 minutes— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) April 4, 2020
21. Can’t wait to go out.
I can’t wait until this quarantine is over so I can argue with my husband in public again.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) April 8, 2020
22. Stop being you.
Wife: If we’re both going to be stuck in the house together for the next month, you really need to stop doing that.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 2, 2020
Me: Stop doing what?
Wife [gesturing to me, in general]: that.
23. We’ll here his speech at the porch of his house once this ends.
I’ve attended so many lectures from my wife, once this quarantine ends I’ll graduate as a valedictorian
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 3, 2020
