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19 Hilarious Tweets From Women That Will Lighten Up Your Mood
It’s understandable why the retired eat dinner very early!’
It’s sure another strong month of content on Twitter.com. & evidently users are surpassing themselves with their shocking wit and meme abilities, securing Twitter’s place as the most interesting platform on the internet.
The ladies of Twitter, in particular, has never failed to brighten up our day with their hilarious yet brilliant wit. Topics discussed this month include retiring early, quarantine self-discovery, pre-isolation, and introverts among others.
Here are 20 of the hilarious tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month. Have a look!
#1
ME, 10: I want everyone to like me
— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt) March 21, 2020
ME, 20: I hope most people like me
ME, 30: I’m leaving society to go live with a family of raccoons in the forest & don’t care how anyone feels about it
#2
QUARANTINE SELF-DISCOVERY: I am still regularly late to things even when they don’t involve traveling any physical distance
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 25, 2020
#3
Me in 2019: If I could just have like a week with nothing to do and nowhere to go I could finally get this house clean and organized.
Me now: Nope, that wasn’t the problem….— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 24, 2020
#4
I now understand why retired people eat dinner so early.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 26, 2020
#5
really glad that one month ago, I chose a neutral nail
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 25, 2020
#6
Day 3 in quarantine. My mom made me check my 11 year old brother’s search history. He has searched “how tall is goofy” and “why do Mormons have so many trampolines.” For his sake, I almost wish I found something bad
— Addison (@addie_huneycutt) March 24, 2020
#7
I’m rly afraid I’m going to learn something about myself during this
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 21, 2020
#8
Emails now be like: I hope you are staying safe, sheltered in place, stocked with toilet paper, and healthy during these absolutely unprecedented, wild, chaotic, terrifying times. Just wanted to follow up-
— open your purse (@_chismosa_) March 26, 2020
#9
I might run out of toilet paper, but if anyone needs 40 plastic bags stuffed into other plastic bags, I will be the queen of this crisis.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 22, 2020
#10
me fighting every urge in my body telling me to eat a second lunch pic.twitter.com/5cBZ89alzn
— ziwe (@ziwe) March 22, 2020
#11
i want to check on my extroverted friends but i’m afraid they will want to talk to me
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 22, 2020
#12
pre-isolation: ah there’s a bug in here kill it!!!
now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 22, 2020
#13
Day 1: This’ll be fantastic. I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 27, 2020
Day 8: Engages in conversation with a lamp.
#14
What is a “weekend”?
— Charlotte Clymer(@cmclymer) March 27, 2020
#15
when the self care and crafting and cooking ISNT curing your anxiety pic.twitter.com/FwsA03X37l
— Becca Barton (@Becckitt) March 26, 2020
#16
during isolation it’s important to have a variety of activities. Sometimes I read twitter on my phone; other times, my laptop. It’s all about balance.
— Olivia Munk (@oliviammunk) March 25, 2020
#17
One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said, “For Obama.”
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 26, 2020
#18
(any scene in a movie in which more than one person appears)
DAD: You couldn’t do that now. Coronavirus.— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) March 27, 2020
#19
s/o to all the genuine introverts who still aren’t showing up even when all the social engagements have moved online
— Bree Newsome Bass (@BreeNewsome) March 25, 2020
