Fashion
30 Fashion Trends From 2022 That People Don’t Want To See In 2023
Please don’t make it to 2023.
The year 2022 is ending and bringing with it some fashion trends of the year. Some of you might be labeling this as the best year ever while others recall how it’s the year they saw the most almost non-functional mini handbags of all time on the red carpet and in public. Same thing with the low-rise jeans that some of you don’t understand why they’d even return.
To be fair, the war over the best jeans cutting is one that’s embroiled with many logical explanations. We know some of you hated these, but there are those of you who can’t imagine another year without these. Scroll on and tell us which one should stay!
These tiny purses barely hold anything in them.
The checker pattern has to stop being in every single thing that can have patterns on them.
It’s really “on a crash course.” Not to mention how inconsistent they are!
“Wolf cuts!”
The way people slather the foundation on their faces so much, they had to redraw the shape of their faces on top of the foundation.
Does the Bratz doll really look that charming to you? There’s a huge chance that your natural features might look better than your “overdrawn lips, contour,” and “fake lashes that look like a spider.”
Why is everything cropped? Where are the fashionable outfits that don’t demand your midriff to be revealed?
Cropped? Cool. Can I get something that actually blocks the wind from hitting my stomach? It would be nice to just wear a normal T-shirt and look chic while on your day out, I know, crazy right?
Matching… for way too much.
Y2K, but it’s Y2K anymore, please.
And supposedly these tiny sunglasses will protect your eyes…? One annoyed commentator shared, “What kind of UV rays are those supposed to be blocking?”
Sherpa. Just, stop getting those “crusty, fuzzy bags” that get “so gross so easily.” Watch people getting them for $25 at Goodwill in a few months.
Resin jewelry. They’re “cheap and tacky” but are sold at a hefty price. Plus, they’re “horrendous for the environment.”
The low-rise jeans just take too much “work and planning” to actually look decent.
One shared they’re still “recovering from the trauma” when they last became a thing while another how “you’d have to maneuver yourself into pretzel-like shapes” when you need to pick up something from the floor. Because you don’t want to flash people with your backside.
Corsets. Why?
Oversized fashion that would make you look hilarious. Still hilarious for many, and annoyingly ugly for some.
These short pants needlessly expose your ankles.
They make people look shorter, reveal your ankles, and what’s even worse is some would do them unhemmed.
The “Y2k grunge fairy” where people mix brown and denim, kind of looks “drab.”
Man bun.
Bucket hats are from 2001. Let them stay there.
High-waisted pants, jeans, basically anything, that would look absolutely horrendous for us, short girls. Almost great for a slapstick comedy.
Gym shorts that aren’t spandex don’t exist. Please bring them back and stop these camel toes look.
Those tight leggings that just go all the way between your cracks, like why?
That “high-fashion body suit” that Kim wore to SNL (and all the time?), has always been weird. Stop.
The barely-anything-is-left style where everything is cutout.
The chunky loafers are hella cute, really, but you really don’t want to be caught wearing them for the next 4 hours while out.
One shared that they started out cute, but socks are such a huge no to pair with these. Another pointed out that trend always evolves in the strangest direction ever, like “those horrible duck-beak-shaped ones, which will then evolve into those ridiculously long, pointy shoes, which were the worst!”
The laminated eyebrows from Y2K.
Skinny jeans. Gru, is that you?
The way some clothes have such thin fabric, everything under would immediately be seen. Where’s something that doesn’t “feel like tissue paper”?
Crocs. Bye. For real this time.
Bleached eyebrows. Why is it necessary?
Mullets.
Wide-legged jeans that double as floor cleaners.
One who particularly dislikes this look shared that maybe there’s a way people can make this works but they can’t help but hate it.
